From the recording Tales Of A Social Misfit EP

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Lyrics

Hello love, how you doing? Can I buy you a drink?
What's your name? Where'd you come from? Do you come here a lot?
'Cos I think you're fit and I like your style and then there's your smile.
So what do ya say, how about that drink?

And she said:
"Leave me alone can't you see I'm busy,
Yeah I'm out with my friends and you're really not my type,
And what's with the hat? Are you going bald or are you just a twat"
I think its time to move on.

I have to admit that i'm a bit clueless when it comes to the chase,
'Cos it seems to me that girls have it easy, they choose the rules of engagement.
And how do I score if i don't know what the game is
Its like you're playing cricket and i'm using a pool cue.
So give me a wink, a nod or a smile,

'Cos i'm sick of hearing:
"Leave me alone can't you see I'm busy,
Yeah I'm out with my friends and you're really not my type,
And what's with the beard? Did you forget to shave or are you just a tramp?"
Well I guess I'm a tramp.

And all i wanted was her name